Fox-Vomit (v) (Mmm… Marginalia #60)

From the 14th-Century Urban Dictionary* by way of the Luttrel Psalter:

Vomit Foxes 21 up, 118 down

To be so surprised/disgusted/annoyed that you spontaneously begin expelling members of the family vulpis from your mouth.

“Oh my, what is that monkey doing with that trumpet? How dreadful. Pardon me, good sir, I must retire to my hereditary family estate and vomit foxes.”

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Or maybe you’ve got a better explanation for this, smart guy:

*Inspired by the recent quite awesome article at Something Awful.
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