What do you get the medievalist who has everything? Something you stole from them. Actually, the answer is ‘nothing,’ since there is no such thing as a medievalist who has everything. In case you haven’t noticed, there are very few high paying jobs for people who study the middle ages, and every one of them involves Mel Gibson somehow.
So what do you get the medievalist who has several things? Chic-Fil-A has the answer:
Cows in Shining Armor, a 2006 calendar of paintings of cows dressed up like people at RennFests only dream of dressing up. For only $5.00! And if you’re lucky enough to live in the civilized parts of the US, you’ll be able to use the coupons inside, one a month, for free Chic-Fil-A sandwiches or chicken nuggets with the purchase of a medium drink!